The Amateur Scientist
Episode 148 - Solid Gold Yacht
In which a divorce is explained, an old woman is roughed up, an insane man sings, people visit heaven, Stephen Hawking gets it wrong, a catastrophe is averted, a miracle dog is saved, and Carrie Poppy from Oh No, Ross and Carrie describes Dungeons & Dragons fan art.
Show Notes:
We remove the Canadian from his sensory deprivation mask and ask him about electric shocks, wendigo lovemaking, socialism, suspenders, guns, hamburgers, air-filled candy bars, and Lexx.
9/11:
ERNEST BORGNINE’S SECRET HANDSHAKE
Our panelists discuss the Republican presidential race, the potential value of Netflix pornography, which ghost moms are worth a second look, exciting updates from the world of post-pubescent hypnotism, beautiful Irish sex lives, and a horror film called Nell.
We remove the Canadian from his sensory deprivation mask and ask him about bathtub cheese curds, Red Green, politeical science, scat singing, barrel-based socialism, beautiful canyons, Japanese tourists, and cow safety.
We remove the Canadian from his sensory deprivation mask and ask him about Newfies, Canada’s beautiful lighting, the secret origin of Canada, key parties, sexy politicians, Somalian space programs, global warming, and demonic squirrels.
We remove the Canadian from his sensory deprivation mask and ask him about the similarity between his people and hawks, the mythical Canadian afterlife called Florida, the real story behind Tim Hortons, and the origins of Yukon tall tales.
8/11:
GIANNA MICHAELS’ HAIRLINE
Our panelists discuss the devastatingly mundane D.C. earthquake, the odds Steve Jobs will be replaced by a cross-dressing dictator, the eerie necklessness of Gov. Rick Perry, airborne urine, Conan the barbarian, 9/11, the epic battle of Magneto versus Flubber, the nature of dubstep, and how to buy a hamster.
The Amateur Scientist Podcast: Episode 147
What’s so bizarre about loving Condoleezza Rice? Why are libertarians trying to reenact Bioshock? Who’s erecting monuments on Welsh islands? Would you kill a baby Hitler? What if God attacked your butt? Which couples shouldn’t get married? Can lengthening your tongue help you play StarCraft? The answers to all these questions and absolutely no more on this week’s show.
Everything about this is beautiful.
The Amateur Scientist Podcast: Episode 146
How the hell did I miss shark week? What is making our mice super? How are welfare recipients like raccoons? Who threw a fish in the woods? Why should you bathe in urine? What are dried-out babies good for? Are antlers performance enhancing drugs? The answers to all these questions and absolutely no more on this week’s show.
